The following sonnet, as we talked about on this week's podcast, was sent to the BGH main contact email by a longtime listener and friend of the show. Clearly, we have some erudite listeners.
Without any further ado, here's a poem by Changwa Steve.
How Schnaars Saved the Internet: An Ode to Fancy Jon
The internet's a sticky Stygian lair
Where seed through fierce grips is vainly spilt
While fleshy buttocks squirm in padded chairs
And crusty gymsocks mop away the guilt
And selfsame wankers turn with claws befouled
To forums where they air their fetid brains