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Trailer: Final Red Band Trailer For "[REC] 2"

Heya! It'sa the finala red banda trailer for the spicy meatball "[REC] 2". Mangia! Get it? Because the film is from Spain? Wait I think I might be doing an Italian accent. Anyway the trailer which you can view below is for the much anticipated "[REC] 2" which has already found it's way to VOD and will see a limited theatrical release on July 9th. If you were a fan of the first one you'll no doubt be all giddy as a school girl to see that the sequel looks to be just as spicy. Like a meatball.

Video: "Naughty Bear" Lets You Murder Teddy bears

One of the more exciting games to pop up this year at E3 was "Naughty Bear". A game where you play the role of a stuffed bear who decides to go on a killing spree after he isn't invited to the big birthday bash. That's right kids, you play a homicidal teddy bear.

And to boot the good people behind the game have come up with some sick promos, a couple of which you can view below.

"Naughty Bear" hits the Xbox 360 and PS3 on June 29th.

Video: New Spoof, "Paranormal Saw"

It's Friday and why not make with the Ha Ha already. And what better way to make you wet yourself then tossing your favorite torture puzzle action figure into your favorite hand held low budget demon flick? I know, I have no idea what I'm talking about either but the good people over at Funny or Die have posted "Paranormal Saw" for your viewing pleasure. It's a spoof of "Paranormal Activity" where instead of finding spooky footprints the couple finds our beloved Jigsaw. Oh you!

The Last Exorcism's Reverend Cotton Marcus Goes Online

The fictitious Reverend Cotton Marcus from the upcoming Eli Roth produced film "The Last Exorcism" now has his very own website and twitter page. That's right reverends now tweet kids, it's Y2K+10. His newly launched site is full of useful information on how to drive out the demons, care for your loved ones after they've been possessed and even apply for your very own exorcism. What could be more fun?

On the Next Podcast: "Bad Biology"

Love is in the air folks and this week we sit down to watch the Frank Henenlotter romantic comedy "Bad Biology". And by romantic I mean two people with f'ed up private parts screw a lot and by comedy I mean there's nothing remotely funny about the outcome.

Trailer: "Aaah! Zombies!!" Will Make You Wet Yourself

I've bullshitted you people more times then I can count about movies I've said I want to see. But this one is no joke. While watching the trailer for "Aaah! Zombies!!" which you can view below I literary laughed out loud a solid three times. And I can't even count the times I chuckled. In short, it looks like a hoot.

Turning the zombie film on its head, "Aaah! Zombies!!" is an oddball comedy told from the perspective of the brain munching monsters themselves.

Trailer: Zombie Cowboy Fun in "The Dead and the Damned"

Call me a sucker but you can set anything in the Wild West and I will love it. In High School if they had built a time machine and sent me back to the cowboy times and made me take my SATs there I would have been happy as a pig in shit. So while the new film "The Dead and the Damned" will probably be a big pile of doodie the trailer below has me all giddy. There's cowboys, zombies and at around the 30 second mark two of my favorite things in the world almost make an appearance. Here's a hint, they rhyme with yoobies.

The Makers of "Alone" Need Your Help

If it wasn't for the cost I would have made the most amazing horror film by now, probably a sequel too. There would be giant monsters, porn stars, tons of blood and porn stars. It would be amazing. People would line up around the block to see my movie and when the MPAA tries to shut it down people would riot and the apocalypse would come. It would be awesome. Luckily for the world I'm too lazy to raise the funds.

On the Next Podcast: "Class of Nuke 'Em High"

This week we crack open the Netflix instant watch queue and partake in the 1986 Troma classic "Class of Nuke 'Em High". We examine the film's dramatic storytelling, its impeccable lighting and Oscar worthy acting. Alright honestly we're just watching it to ruin Jon's weekend. We're a bunch of assholes.

It's "Dexter vs. Jason vs. Hack/Slash"!

I'm not really big on comic books or reading in general but consider me sold on this one folks. "Dexter vs. Jason vs. Hack/Slash" might be one of the greatest thing ever imagined. Alright truth be told I have no idea who or what Hack/Slash is so I'd rather see a "Dexter vs. Jason vs. A Freaky Ass Porn Star" but I can't imagine that will ever happen.

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