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On The Next Podcast: "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2"

This week the gang reassembles like Voltron and dips into the vault to check out the 1986 flick "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2". As you might have guessed by the title this is the sequel to Tobe Hooper 1974 classic slasher film starring everyone's favorite chainsaw wielding mega-man Leatheface. If you didn't guess that then you've got some serious problems. How do you top the original? Dennis Hopper on acid, that's how.

Trailer: "Saw 3D" Teaser Hits

Holy mother of god! "Saw 3D", the most anticipated movie of all time finally has a trailer out and it's going to knock your socks off. Watch it below and we'll pick up after.

Trailer: "The Final" Shows Good Old Teen Angst

Too soon? I think I'm going to go with too soon on this one. "The Final" is being described as "Saw" meets a bunch of Columbine inspired High School Massacre movies. I had no idea there was a whole genre out there of those but I'm going to stick with too soon.

That's not to say I'm going to avoid this one. The trailer you can view below for the film does look pretty decent, almost good even. Kids running around stabbing each other and whatnot. Supposedly there's even inappropriate use of cattle prods and stun guns. Sounds like a fun time to me.

On the Next Podcast: "Predators"

This week the crew and special guest Louis Fowler step out to view the new Adrien Brodylicious flick "Predators". The film focuses around a group of thugs on a distant planet being hunted by everyone's favorite alien woodsmen, and all the zany fun that ensues. Reviews have been surprisingly positive so you're going to want to run out to the theater and listen in to all the exciting banter.

Trailer: "Devil" Has a Touch of M. Night Shyamalan

Only a few days after Universal announced they would be dropping M. Night Shyamalan's name from the title, "Devil" has a trailer. The film is the first of three movies to be produced by Shyamalan as part of the "Night Chronicles" series. They were kind enough to leave his name in the trailer but I honestly think the font looks a little smaller than all the other titles. I could be wrong though.

Trailer: "I Spit On Your Grave", Why God, Why?!

I can get behind a lot of sick crap but I have no idea why anyone would want to see a remake of "I Spit On Your Grave". The only people I can see being interested in this are sick SOB's who have to watch this kind of crap for a weekly podcast... oh wait. Crap!

Anyway here's a new trailer for you to view. From the looks of things the castration scene from the original has made it into the remake along with all the rape awfulness you can handle. Which isn't much I hope.

"I Spit On Your Grave" comes out this September, sinner.

Trailer: Get Ready For Hilarity With "Vampire Suck"

Are you ready for the funniest movie ever imagined? Then you're going to be super pissed when you watch the trailer for "Vampires Suck". Brought to you by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the two masterminds behind "Date Movie", "Epic Movie" and "Meet the Spartans" the vampire spoof takes shots at "Twilight", but also "Alice in Wonderland" and "The Jersey Shore" for some reason. This is normally where I make some sarcastic comment about the film but honestly people keep going to see these freakin' things so obviously they're doing something right. Maybe I'm the big asshole here.

Trailer: UK Vampire Flick "Animals"

"True Blood with more sex" you say? I think that's the point of the trailer for the UK horror flick "Animals". Honestly I got lost after the girl with giant implants started attacking everyone, but that might not be a bad thing.

The film is available on DVD today and looks to be another drop in the bucket of vampire flicks running wild now. But with more sex, so that's cool I think.

Trailer: "Breath of Hate" Answers Dreams

Ever watch those Kevin Smith movies and go, "I sure would like to see that guy who plays Jay branch out into some more serious acting roles"? Me too! Wow it's like we're twins, we should hang out some time. Well our prayers have been answered with the film "Breath of Hate" which not only includes Jason Mewes but a list of women who I assume have been or will be strippers. I know it sounds like the greatest movie ever.

Check out the trailer below.

Trailer: "Paranormal Activity 2" Gets a Trailer

Oh boy, it's time to get spooky again! The teaser for "Paranormal Activity 2" has hit the nets and people are going ape shit. Or at least I assume they are, I haven't actually seen anyone go ape shit. I've seen apes throw shit but that had nothing to do with a trailer for a movie. I think we've gotten off topic though.

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