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On The Next Podcast: "Piranha 3D"

This weekend "Piranha 3D" helps to kick off the long line of theatrical releases we'll be watching over the next two months. And what a way to start it off. With promises of laughable CGI, ridiculous amounts of blood and more nudity than you can shake a stick at, who isn't excited about this? The Russians that's who, they hate everything that's fun.

Video: "The Last Exorcism" Viral Campaign Will Ruin Your Alone Time

Yes the people behind "The Last Exorcism" are a few months behind on the whole Chatroulette thing but this is still pretty entertaining. Take a gander at the video below and you'll find a few clips of guys who thought they were going to see some boobies and instead got some creepy eye rolling back action. Now snippets are pretty funny but I would love the see the clips that couldn't be shown. How many guys actually started going to town before they realized this was fake? I need to know these things! In any case think twice before you start abusing your body in front of a perfect stranger.

Trailer: Wes Craven's New Slasher Flick "My Soul to Take"

Wes Craven is serving up some bread and butter with his new slasher flick "My Soul to Take" and today we've got a look at the first trailer. The film's plot revolves around a serial killer who returns home to take out his vengeance on 7 teenagers who were born on the same day he supposedly died. Doesn't sound scary? Well watch the trailer, the killer looks like Rob Zombie's dirty older brother. Good luck sleeping tonight.

"My Soul to Take" hits theaters on October 8th and of course will be in full blown 3D like every other film coming out this year.

Trailer: New "Night of the Demons" is Chock Full of Blood and Boobs

I'm pretty sure 75% of the new "Night of the Demons" trailer has already made it's way to the internet but I'm 100% sure the parts with the boobs being ripped off and crap is all new. Those are the kinds of things that usually stick in ones head for a while. I'm sorry if I ruined the surprise for you. How about to make it a big surprise, you watch the trailer at work and the real surprise can be when your IT department comes over and has you fired. That's my clever way of saying the new trailer isn't really safe for work.

Video: Daniel Tosh Explains "The Human Centipede (First Sequence)"

We all love the "haha" around here and comedian Daniel Tosh is bringing it raw dog style with a 25 minute explanation of "The Human Centipede (First Sequence)" which you can view below. Tosh pretty much explains the entire movie so if you haven't seen it you might want to skip this but you're missing out my friends. His explanation is pretty much dead on and really freakin funny so if you have seen it or have no desire to see it you should give a watch. Bonus points for him creating my new favorite game: "You pick B".

Trailer: Guillermo del Toro's "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark"

It's spooky time kids! Even thought "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark" doesn't hit theaters until 2011 we've got our first look at it today. I went to the studio and ripped it from Guillermo del Toro's butcher fingers myself. I then went home and spent all night trying to figure out how to digitize it so it could be sitting on your keyboard television today. You're welcome.

The film revolves around a young girl who goes to live with her father and his new lover. As soon as she gets there she finds all kinds of spooky creatures running around and scary times ensue. It looks to be a real hoot!

Trailer: New Red Band Trailer For "Machete"

If you know me then you know I adore red band trailers and all their violent, nude glory. But if you know that about me you also know I hate when red band trailers don't show any blood or nudity, it's kind of like fibbing to God. Luckily for us the new "Machete" trailer delivers on both. At least I think it does, I skimmed it quickly at work hoping not to be fired. 99% sure I saw a nipple.

On The Next Podcast: "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2"

This week the gang reassembles like Voltron and dips into the vault to check out the 1986 flick "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2". As you might have guessed by the title this is the sequel to Tobe Hooper 1974 classic slasher film starring everyone's favorite chainsaw wielding mega-man Leatheface. If you didn't guess that then you've got some serious problems. How do you top the original? Dennis Hopper on acid, that's how.

Trailer: "Saw 3D" Teaser Hits

Holy mother of god! "Saw 3D", the most anticipated movie of all time finally has a trailer out and it's going to knock your socks off. Watch it below and we'll pick up after.

Trailer: "The Final" Shows Good Old Teen Angst

Too soon? I think I'm going to go with too soon on this one. "The Final" is being described as "Saw" meets a bunch of Columbine inspired High School Massacre movies. I had no idea there was a whole genre out there of those but I'm going to stick with too soon.

That's not to say I'm going to avoid this one. The trailer you can view below for the film does look pretty decent, almost good even. Kids running around stabbing each other and whatnot. Supposedly there's even inappropriate use of cattle prods and stun guns. Sounds like a fun time to me.

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