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Video: New Clips From "The Walking Dead"

I know you kids think you're all to cool for television these days but get your rabbit ears out because "The Walking Dead" is coming to AMC on Halloween. In short the show is a 6 episode series based on the Robert Kirkman comic book that follows a cop leading a group of survivors after the zombie apocalypse breaks out. There's been about 6 million screen shots released for the show and now we've got a few new video clips. A trailer and a couple character profiles to be more specific.

New Fright Rags T-Shirt For Breast Cancer Awareness Month

With today being the first day of October and everyone being all giddy about spooky time the fine people over at Fright Rags have released a special limited edition "We Belong Alive" t-shirt to celebrate both this special time of year and also Breast Cancer Awareness Month. More specifically the t-shirt has been created in order to help Leisha Davison-Yasol, a good friend of the gang over at Fright Rags who is currently battling breast cancer.

Video: News Clips From "Monsters"

A couple new clips from the upcoming alien invasion film that sounds suspiciously like "District 9" have been released today.

"The Garbage Pail Kids Movie" Now Streaming On Netflix

When I was just a young lad the Garbage Pail Kids were just about the greatest thing ever invented. For those of you too young, old or homely to remember them, the Garbage Pail Kids were nothing more than trading cards with childish gross out images made to look like Cabbage Patch Kids. I’m not going to go over what those were, I don't have time to explain the entire decade to you.

Trailer: "Zombiechrist" Is About Christ As a Zombie

You people may not know this but every time I have to write a post about a "Saw 3D" clip a little bit of my soul is taken away. Then a trailer like the one for "Zombiechrist" comes along and reminds me why I got into this game. For seriously low budget horror movies that could easily be classified as soft corn porn. Oh, that and helping children, but mostly the first thing.

The film is about, well it's about Jesus roaming the earth as a zombie and apparently convincing dozens of women with tattoos to take of their clothes. There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.

Celebrate Hagsploitation Tomrrrow Night in NYC

I've never heard the term Hagsploitation before today but I think I might like it. Basically it's in reference to those mean old birds we love to hate in some of our favorite horror films, and tomorrow night at the 92Y Tribeca Screening Room they'll finally get the praise they deserve, or demand if you will.

The event will feature clips from 9 different movies as well as an appearance by none other then Lorna Raver. She'll be discussing her role in "Drag Me To Hell" and hopefully explain what it was like to see herself on screen vomiting formaldehyde.

Video: Kvelertak's Video For Mjød Will Make You Murder

I have no idea what Kvelertak are singing about but I think they might be the greatest band ever invented. First off, they’re Norwegian, which by default makes them evil in the best way possible and second, their songs are so damn catchy that it makes you want to go out and fight strangers. Which may very well be what the song Mjød is about, at least that’s what I’m thinking based on the video you can watch below. It frightens me a little bit. Seriously be careful playing this around people. They might rip out your insides or something.

Trailer: "Catfish" Will Warm Your Heart

Is it wrong that I don't find anything creepy about the main charter in the new film "Catfish"? Sometime you've just got to find a girl on Facebook, start putting yourself in pictures with her and eventually drive across the country to surprise her in the middle of the night. Sounds romantic to me. And to the rest of America apparently because this film is blowing up everywhere. Apparently even Kelly Ripa wants to see it. She's my favorite of all the Ripa's!

Happy Birthday Cassandra Peterson AKA Elvira

On this day many years ago, I won’t say how many exactly because that’s just not classy, a little lady by the name of Cassandra Peterson was born in Manhattan, Kansas. Today she’s better know in the horror community as everyone’s sassy-vamp/crappy movie host Elvira. So happy birthday Elvira and or Cassandra, I’d like to personally apologize for all the crude things I’ve said about you and pray you never learn of the even cruder things I’ve thought. God bless.

Trailer: Red Band "Hatchet II" Trailer

Oh boy here we go. The "Hatchet II" trailer that all other “Hatchet II” trailers will be defined by. Lots of blood, lots of gore and most of all lots of talking. Yeah you heard me folks, talking. The film is coming to theaters in its full unrated glory so what better way to promote such an event than by releasing a trailer that's 75% talking. Well alright they also put the words that are being said on the screen, ya know for the hearing impaired, but who cares about reading.

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