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DS Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

Looks like Nintendo’s balls have finally dropped and they’ve hit puberty. After years of plumber and creepy elf games they are finally putting out some games with good old fashioned violence in them. Last week Mark posted video footage of the Nintendo exclusive “Mad World” and for the first time I actually got interested in a game coming out on the Wii. Now we have “Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars” being released in a couple of weeks.

Vote For Next Fright Rags Design

This past election I found myself afraid and confused in the voting booth. I had to ask for help and I am pretty sure at the end of everything I accidently voted for the socialist group. It goes without saying that I am not what you would call a “responsible voter”. I firmly believe that people like me should not be allowed to vote.

Surprisingly "Hot Tub Time Machine" Not Porn

I’m going to be 100% honest here. When I read someone named Steve Pink was directing a movie called “Hot Tub Time Machine” I got a little suspicious. But much to my surprise and disappointment this movie is not a porn, not even soft core. Even more surprising is that as of yesterday John Cusack, Rob Corddry and Craig Robinson have all signed on to act in it. Cusack will play the lead in the film about a group of frustrated friends who hit a hot tub at the ski resort where they partied as teens. One thing leads to another and they are transported back to 1987. It’s an age old story.

Broken Hill Dust Storm Australia

Not a thing horror related about this but it made me crap my pants all the same. Check out the video below that was taken by a guy as he drove head on into a dust storm a couple months back in Australia. Whoever is behind the wheel either has a giant pair or is extremely stupid. Either way, I'm impressed.

Akroyd On "Ghostbusters 3" Filming Schedule

When Dan Aykroyd walks into a room to talk with some Bostonians about the grand opening of the new House Of Blues the first question is probably pretty obvious. What’s up with "Ghostbusters 3"? Well the answer was short and sweet my friends.

Script is commenced early summer. Hope to be in production by late fall 2009.

What this broken english means is that the movie is still somewhat up in the air. But the good news is that in a few months we should have the final word on if a “Ghostbusters 3” is going to happen.

"Lesbian Vampire Killers" Trailer

While we sit here in America with our countless remakes, the Brits have actually gone out and done something original. I submit for your viewing pleasure the trailer for the soon to be classic film “Lesbian Vampire Killers”. You can thank me later.

Return Of The Living Red

Australia based Mash Design has one of those websites that you can look at for a half hour and still have no idea what they do. I've normally found though when a design company gets to a point where they can have a website like this it means their shit don't stink and they can do whatever the hell they want. Or they'll be out of business in a couple months. These guys though have been around since 2002 and have a number of awards for their packaging and branding campaigns.

"The Stepfather" Remake Coming In October

In 1987 every kid who parents were divorced sat up at night in fear that their mother would get remarried to Terry O'Quinn. Why you might ask? Well Terry played Jerry Blake in the movie “The Stepfather”. I have to admit that any time I even thought my parents might be arguing I would burst into their room and beg my mom not to marry Terry O'Quinn because he’ll kill us. Alright that last part might be a bit of a lie but it doesn’t make this movie any less frightening.

James Gunn's PG PORN: Squeal Happy Whores

James Gunn's IMDB page isn't exactly lighting up with movies as of late but his twitter feed has been on fire. Between the public bashing of eBaum's World and the daily questions he posts I'm surprised he has time to do anything. Luckily for us though he just put out the third installment of his PG Porn series. This one is titled "Squeal Happy Whores" and pretty much follows the same format as the first two.

Rainy Day Fun For Horror Fans

I got a couple of questions here for ya. First off, do you like horror movies? Unless your one of the people who will end up in Mark's Google report next week my guess would be that you do. But the bigger question is do you enjoy arts and crafts?

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