Joe's blog

Llyoyd Kaufman Explains “Information Juice”

What is “information juice”? I’m not 100% sure but maybe you can figure it out after watching this five minute clip Troma’s own Llyoyd Kaufman delivered to the Independent Film and Television Alliance. The alliance is an association of independent producers and distributors of motion picture and television programming, that Kaufman also happens to be Chairperson of.

Eminem Gets All Horror With "3AM" Video

That nutty Eminem, what won’t he do? I have to admit I’ve always had a soft spot for the angry little fella and his music. I even saw “8 Mile” opening weekend, but that’s mostly because my life is almost the same exact story. Minus the whole rapping and shooting guns thing.

James Gunn's PG Porn: High Poon

At this point I’ve pretty much run out of James Gunn jokes about him doing nothing but PG Porn webisodes. A look at his IMDB page pretty much says it all, this guy is doing nothing but hanging out with porn stars. His latest installment is called “High Poon”. Get it? It’s a vagina reference. God I’m empty inside.

"Hansel & Gretel" Turn To A Life Of Witch Hunting

When I was just a young little lad I use to sit up at night and wonder “hey what ever happened to those two little scamps Hansel and Gretel?”. Much like everyone else I always assumed they turned to a life of drugs and prostitution. But Tommy Wirkola decided they most likely went another rout, they turned into witch hunters.

Former Astronaut Claims Alien Life Exists

I’ve always been surprised that more astronauts haven't gone bat shit crazy after they get back on earth and they’re left to sit in their living rooms thinking about the sights they saw in space. Well luckily Edgar Mitchell who was part of the 1971 Apollo 14 moon mission is taking enough crazy pills to keep the entire NASA program hopped up.

Ron Jeremy Stars In "One-Eyed Monster"

If you’re going to make a movie about a severed penis that goes around killing the cast and crew of a porn film there is pretty much only one person you can have as your leading man. Louis Fowler. Wait no, Ron Jeremy.

Harper’s Island #2: “Crackle”

Alright, here we go with Harper’s Island episode two. After last week’s opener we can finally hunker down and start to answer some questions. Of course the biggest one is “who’s doing all the killing on the island?” Well we still have 11 more episodes to go so I don’t see the answer to that being thrown out any time soon. But they did give good reasons why everybody could be our killer.

"Antichrist" Trailer

I’ve often said that you could just put a picture of Willem Dafoe on a movie screen for an hour and a half and it would be the most frightening film ever produced. Danish film maker Lars von Trier decided to actually have him act in his new film “Antichrist”, which had its trailer pop up online recently. Bold move my friend, bold move.

Fan made "Nightmare" Remake Trailer

What does a horror fan do when he gets sick of waiting around for the big wigs over in Hollywood to get off their asses and actually make a film? Well he goes out and makes a trailer for a movie that isn’t even filming yet.

Gory Workplace Safety Video

Luckily for me I work at a job where I can sit on my fat ass and look at a computer screen all day. It’s the American dream, really. Unfortunately, some people out there actually have to lift crap and use energy at their job. When the hell do they check their Gmail?

Don’t you think for a second that I don’t thank my lucky stars every night before I go to bed that I am not one of those people. I often wake up in a cold sweat from the nightmares I have about having to do physical labor.

Around the Web

Syndicate content

What's New?

In which we try to make sense of "Return to Nukem High: Volume 1"...

Podcast

This week we discuss The Cure in movie form...

Podcast

Latest Reviews

Search

Around The Web