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Bread In The Shape Of Body Parts, Yum!

Sweeney Todd would be so proud. Alright, Thailand’s Kittiwat Unarrom isn’t actually putting people in his bread but he could've fooled me based on these pictures. He’s opened up his very own “Body Bakery” and what he’s filled it with is bread in the shape of decapitated heads, dismembered arms and all kind of other fun crap. That isn’t gross enough for you? Well he presents his creations in his very own showroom that is set up to look like a grocery store. Complete with saran wrapped heads and body parts on meat hooks. Yummy!

"Live Evil" A New Spin on Vampires

Every day people fill their blood with all kinds of awful toxins. Booze, nicotine and God knows what kind of STD’s you people have floating around your systems. All of these things combined have polluted your blood to the point where it’s almost undrinkable to your local vampires. You selfish bastards.

Final "I Sell The Dead" Trailer

“I Sell The Dead” will see a limited release next Friday and in celebration IFC has released a new trailer for the film. The movie stars Dominic Monaghan, Angus Scrimm , Ron Perlman and a bunch of other people horror fans will recognize and is getting some pretty good buzz. Looks like a decent mix of horror and comedy with this one so I’ve got high hopes. You can take a look at the final trailer below and go nuts with your comments.

New, Saucy “Sorority Row” Clip

Say what you want about the upcoming “Sorority Row” remake but those suckers have come up with a pretty clever little clip to promote the movie. Basically a fake promo video for the sorority with various clips of the film spliced in. Clips that include some hot girl on girl action! Color me excited. Take a look below and post up your thoughts. “Sorority Row” hits theaters this September.

The 1954 "Ghostbusters"

There isn’t much to say about this one beyond the creator's description. All I can say is thank God for the internet and its ability to keep me away from doing actual work.

What if Ghostbusters, the movie, was shot in 1954 instead of 1984? Who should be part of the cast? Would they have the same equipment? Who would they battle? Considering Dan Aykroyd's concept owes a lot to Bob Hope, Abbott and Costello, and Lewis and Martin comedies of the 40s and 50s, it is not that big of a stretch to speculate.

Behind The Scenes Clip From “Wolfenstein”

It’s been months since I’ve turned on my Xbox 360 but from the looks of the newly released behind the scenes clip from “Wolfenstein” I think I might be picking up the controller again. Activision gives a pretty good overview of the game and how it’s evolved, and most importantly explains to fans how they’ve tried to stay true to the original games. “Wolfenstein” comes out for the Xbox 360, PC, and Playstation 3 on August 4th.

Kevin Smith On "Twilight"

Alright it’s confession time here people. I have something that’s been eating away at me for months now and I need to get it off my chest. I, Joe… blogger of this horror site… have seen the film “Twilight”. There I said it. Wait there’s more, I actually didn’t hate the movie. I’m not saying I enjoyed it but I didn’t think it was awful either. Alright the baseball scene was ridiculous but other than that I found it to be at least tolerable. Feels good to finally get that out.

Thomas Jane Directed "Dark Country" Has a Trailer

It seems like these days you can’t spit without hitting a horror film with Ron Perlman in it. Trust me I tried last night and as a result I am not longer allowed in the Fairview New Jersey Blockbuster. But on top of “Dark Country” being another Perlman flick it also stars and was directed by genre vet Thomas Jane (“The Mist” and “Dreamcatcher”).

A couple en route from Las Vegas are forced to deal with a body out in the desert making their honeymoon one hellish ride.

Michael Myers Invades Your Photos

Well it’s Monday and we’re just a day shy of being a month away from the release of Rob Zombie’s “Halloween II”. And what better way to spend your Monday than placing Michael Myers in pictures of you and your loved ones. Check out H2TrickOrTreat.com and waste the rest of your day posting up your creations in the comments below. Enjoy!

Eureka 3.11: "Insane in the P-Brane"

Alright here we go, week three. Now we’re getting somewhere. This past week's episode promised two wonderful things, the title would have a Cypress Hill reference, “Insane In The P-Brain” and we would finally get some info on these radio signals that are directed at Eureka. Well both premises were delivered on but the latter was probably more of a dry hump then anything else.

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