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New "Gamer" Trailer

I’m still on the fence about the film “Gamer” which hits theaters on September 4th. While I am all for a movie where you can sit back and watch crap blow up without having to think I can’t ignore the similarities to films like “Death Race” and “Running Man”. On top of that I am a big fan of Michael C. Hall after watching “Dexter” and “Six Feet Under” but his accent in this movie makes me want to punch him in the face.

Trailer For "The Wolf Man" Hits The Web

We’re still six months away from seeing Benicio Del Toro running around the screen in “The Wolf Man” but today the trailer has hit the web. The film is an update on the 1966 Lon Chaney Jr. classic and from the looks of things will do the original justice.

Unused "Halloween II" Trailer, Oi Vay

I thought long and hard about how to not come off as just hating Rob Zombie with this post but you know what, I just can’t do it. The video you see below is apparently an unused trailer for “Halloween II” which finally sees the light of day next Friday. For the most part it’s a lot of the same shots you’ve already seen. Because of this I was fine with the trailer, that is until the 1:39 mark hit. Then Zombie had to go and throw in the fucking Moody Blues!

Online "Sorority Row" Game Lets you Kill Women!

You know what the world needs? More games where you throw a tire iron at a bunch of hot girls who are hiding in the shower. Luckily the “Sorority Row” website has stepped up to the plate to fill the void in all our lives. Sure the controls are a little awkward but that’s part of the game's charm. I spent a solid hour playing the game before I could kill all five of the beauties.

Final "Wolfenstein" Trailer

The sun is always going to rise and people are always going to love killing Nazis. It’s a fact, you can look it up. Because of this constant we now have another "Wolfenstein" game coming out tomorrow. In celebration Activision has taken the time to push out one more trailer before the game finally hits shelves that you can view below. The game looks to be chock full of everything we’ve grown to expect from a "Wolfenstein" title. Big guns, creepy undead Nazis and tons of explosions. Should be a good time!

Eureka 3.14: "Ship Happens"

Oh ship! The ship finally went down this past week on Eureka. The ship hit the fan in the episode titled “Ship Happens”. See what I’m doing here now? Don’t worry, I’ll keep it going. Because after last week's ship touch down in Eureka we finally got an entire episode dedicated to what and who was manning the space ship which has been sending radio signals to Eureka for the past few episodes.

Megan Fox in Fake PSA for "Jennifer's Body"

You can’t have a film with just a trailer these days. Nope you need all kinds of viral shit that will get splatter all over the youtubes and your facebooks so that you live in constant fear that everything you read is actually just some clever advertisement for the next Harrison Ford film. The upcoming Diablo Cody film “Jennifer’s Body” is no different, but it’s viral video does have Megan Fox... And she says “fuck" in it. Which is kind of hot.

Behind The Scenes Of "The Hole" With Bruce Dern

It’s been 25 years since Joe Dante directed “Gremlins” and warmed his way into our tiny little hearts. Since then he’s directed a ton of other films but nothing that really had the same impact as the 1984 critter invasion flick. Now with “The Hole”, he might just have done it again. At the very least it’s another film that’s going to be shot in 3D and should have some pretty amazing visuals.

From Russia With Love, It's "Night Fighter"

I’ll be the first to admit that I am not so up on world events, but I can’t be the only one who is surprised by the trailer for the new Russian horror film “Night Fighter”. Last I heard people were waiting in line three hours for a loaf of bread, but now I see they have roller blades, video games and doggie style. Welcome to the modern world mother Russia!

George A. Romero's "Survival of the Dead" Trailer

Alright stop me if you’ve heard this one before, a cowboy, a fisherman and a army guy walk onto an island filled with Zombies. Ya know, just to save time let me skip right to the punch line, you’ve just lost another hour and a half of your life to a George A. Romero zombie flick. Get it? It never gets old does it, well you might change your mind after seeing the trailer for “Survival of the Dead”.

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