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Trailer: After Dark Horrorfest's "ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction"

The whole "trying to make zombies funny thing" is getting a little old, but the people behind "ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction" are giving it another shot. Does it work? From the trailer below I'd say no but then again what do I know. The film focuses on a sleepy little town that is overrun by zombies after toxic gas is unleashed on the US by our overseas enemies. On the surface this should be freakin' hilarious, but take a look at the trailer below and decide for yourself.

"ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction" will be a part of next week's After Dark Horrorfest 4.

Video: Additional Scene From "Saw VI"

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the internet is the greatest thing to ever happen to anyone that's ever lived. Need proof? Below you can view an extra scene from the end credits of "Saw VI" that will be included on the Unrated Blu-Ray and DVD release next week. Oh Shawnee Smith you monotone little minx you. Hurry up and view it now though before the internet police break down our doors and rip it off the net. I think that's how that stuff works.

Trailer: "Frankenstein Rising"

When I was in college if one of my professors grabbed me after class and asked me to take part in some special experience in his basement I wouldn't have exactly been excited, but that's just me. Apparently the makers of "Frankenstein Rising" are a little more trusting and open to creepy basement activities with older men. Then again from the trailer below it looks like the lead character probably should have taken my advice and avoided the whole helping his teacher bring a dead guy back to life thing. You can take a look at the trailer below and make your own judgment.

Trailer: Uwe Boll Presents "Eaters"

I've never really understood what "presented by" means in a movie but this Italian zombie flick is "Presented by Uwe Boll". Which kind of got me excited because the film doesn't look half bad and everything is in Italian so you can't tell if the acting is awful or not. Pluses all around. Sure the plot isn't the most original, a couple of guys trying to solve the mystery of why the rest of the world has been turned into zombies, but hey like I said it's "Presented by Uwe Boll".

Trailer: After Dark Horrorfest's "The Reeds"

Been a while since I’ve seen a good old fashioned creepy split faced ghost women. Scratch that I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before but thanks to the trailer for “The Reeds” I can now die a happy man. Thanks guys.

The film is about a group of friends who go on a weekend boating trip and find themselves trapped with the ghosts of the reeds. Why anyone would go on a weekend boating trip in the middle of what looks like a large swamp is beyond me but it’s something different I guess.

Trailer: "Nightscape" Will Mess With Your Head

Somebody want to tell me what the hell is going on in the teaser for “Nightscape”? There’s a girl with some pod people and then a women bleeding from the head. Oh and I think they threw in a balloon for good measure. I’m pretty sure this is all symbolic of something but I have no clue what. Maybe I’m dumb.

The movie is about three high school students who find themselves trapped in a nightmare world and sprout magical powers. Not that you would get that from the four and a half minute clip below but you should still give it a shot.

Trailer: After Dark's "The Final"

While I love a good High School revenge film the makers of "The Final" made one gigantic mistake. When you have a movie set in a high school with a bunch of bitchy girls you never actually cast real teenage girls. Rose McGowan was in her mid-twenties when she was cast a high school student in "Jawbreaker", and in turn I did not feel like a scumbag watching her.

Trailer: "The Book Of Eli" Hits Theaters Today

The new Hughes brothers film "The Book Of Eli" hits theaters today for your viewing pleasure and my hopes are high. While the duo are probably best known for their mid-90s film "Menace II Society" they've also dabbled in the horror genre with the 2001 Jack the Ripper tale "From Hell". And that starred a dreamy Johnny Depp so you can't really complain there.

Trailer: "The Graves" Comes To Horrorfest

Nothing wrong with a good old fashion girls in skimpy tops running around a creepy old gas station being chased by a bunch of nut bags. It's a story as old as time and one that looks to play out very nicely in the new with "The Graves" by Brian Pulido. The flick stars a mix of newbie's as well as some seasoned vets like Bill Moseley and Tony Todd.

Video: New Clip For The French Film "The Horde"

Le Holy Crap, or whatever they say over in France when something cool happens. A new clip, or le clip, has come out for the French film "The Horde" and is available for your viewing pleasure below. The movie focuses on a group of criminals who find themselves trapped in a condemned building which just happens to be home to a horde of flesh eating monsters. I don't know what the group says when the creature busts into the room but I like to think it's something along the lines of, "Oh no it is a creature, he has come to take our baguettes and cheese!

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