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Trailer: From The Woods Of Ohio Comes "The Legend Of Grassman"

Ever wonder what the find people of Ohio call their local Yeti? Me either! But apparently it's the Grassman. Want more info? Didn't think so! But the film "The Legend of Grassman" plans to blow your mind with a tale of terror and wonder in the Buckeye state. I have no idea what a buckeye is either.

The film follows a group of bigfoot hunters as they try to track down the Grassman. They eventually find and trap him and all ends well. Alright I lied everything goes to crap and people end up losing their limbs. It's a good time had by all.

Trailer: Neil Marshall Brings You "Centurion"

Apparently Neil Marshall still owns all the costumes he used in the Malcolm McDowell Medieval fortress scenes of "Doomsday", because it looks like he decided to make an entire movie based around them.

"Centurion" stars Michael Fassbender as Quintus Dias, the lone survivor of the Ninth Legion, an army of 3,000 Roman soldiers who battled the Picts a long long time ago. At this point I'm so confused by the names in this movie that I'll just leave it at that and you can check out the trailer below. I will say though that if you liked "300", this one should be around 2,700 times better.

Video: "Death Star" Laser Kills Mosquitos!

Being a nerd myself I know there are a few things you can pretty much assume about any standard geek. We love anything to do with "Star Wars" and we love watching crap get blown up. For example the video below which I've now watched a total of 37 times. It's of a mosquito being shot down by a laser gun being called the "Death Star". Holy kick ass batman.

Video: "Fallout: New Vegas" Teaser

If you're a big RPG nerd, which I know you are you sick little monkey, then you probably know about "Fallout: New Vegas". The game, which has taken a drastic turn from its predecessors, will allow you to roam around a Las Vegas like landscape. Gambling away your life savings, obtaining a pretty nasty smack addiction and getting robbed at knife point by hookers. Alright that's all a lie. It's really just another installment in the already popular Fallout series. Happy roaming kids!

"Fallout: New Vegas" will hit the PS3 and Xbox 360 sometime in Q3. Until then check out the new teaser below.

Video: Two New Clips From "Shutter Island"

Next weekend Martin Scorsese's "Shutter Island" hit theaters and I for one couldn't be more excited. A bunch of nut jobs trapped on an island with Leonardo DiCaprio playing a cop, Ohh La La! In preparation we've got two new clips for your viewing pleasure below. I would make one suggestion though, Leo should say "see" after every sentence. "I want to talk to all your wack jobs here, see". Sounds good right? You're welcome, Martin.

"Shutter Island" hits theaters next Friday, the 19th and will also be the topic of that week's podcast.

Trailer: "Won Ton Baby" Will Make You Sick

Stuck at home because of the snow today and want to make yourself vomit? You're in luck! The teaser trailer for "Won Ton Baby" has hit the web.

The movie is about a former brothel owner who's daughter has a cannibalistic parasitic twin in her stomach. Only one way to get the little bugger out, and the teaser below will give you a clip of just how it's done. No release date is set for "Won Ton Baby" yet but we should see this one kicking around in the near future. There's something so artistic about vomit on snow. Enjoy!

Trailer: Nerds Go Crazy In "The Wild Hunt"

If you guys haven't seen the LARP documentary "Darkon", you should. It's a hoot watching these guys run around the woods playing with fake swords and pretending to be medieval. Good times are had by all.

"The Wild Hunt" on the other hand doesn't look so funny to me. It's a film based around the same idea of people playing dress up but the addition of rape makes the "haha" run out the door. Currently playing at the Santa Barbara Film Festival, you can check out the trailer for "The Wild Hunt" below.

Video: New Orleans Coroner's Steal Body Parts!

Did you know that coroners are actually elected by the people? Me either! Apparently there is an election and everything. You might also be interested to know that all coroners steal body parts and sell them on the black market, too. Alright maybe not all of them but it looks like Dr. Minyard down in New Orleans does. Or at least that's what Dr. McKenna is claiming in the commercial you can view below. Dr. Minyard also has really bad teeth and a little hump back assistant according to the TV spot. That guy sounds like a lot of fun.

Video: Four Minutes Of Mirror Scares

Who doesn't love a good mirror scare? It's a staple of horror movies, like people tripping while running in the woods or girls with large implants getting naked. If there's a mirror somewhere you know it's going to happen yet there's still a 99% chance you'll get scared. Pansy.

Think I'm fibbing? Well Fourfour has put together a four minute complication of some of their favorites. I have to admit even though I knew it was coming the "Candyman" one still got me. How dare you call me a liar.

Trailer: "Suicide Girls Must Die!", Seriously

I'm still not 100% sure what a Suicide Girl is but from what I've seen I'm guessing it's what happens to those girls who sit outside Hot Topic when they grow up. And who wouldn't want to see those girls tossed into the middle of the woods and set in the first ever reality based horror film. I present for your viewing pleasure "Suicide Girls Must Die!". The film is set for a March 12th DVD release and the trailer below has everything you'd ever want from a film like this. Let the fun begin!

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