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Trailer: "Monsters" Hits SXSW

Big giant river monsters should be scary when they pick up entire planes, but something about whatever's floating around in the new clip from "Monsters" just sounds adorable. You don't get to see the beast but you do hear a little cry it lets out from below the water. Honestly it sounds like something you'd feed fish in SeaWorld. Sure the flashing lights it let off might be some form of radiation but let's give the little bugger the benefit of the doubt.

Online Web Series "Compulsions" Gets 4 Streamy Nominations

I use to hate those people who walk around jibber jabbering about how they don't have a TV and don't even watch shows. Yeah you're all high and mighty now but if you knew what you've missed on the past four seasons of "The Bad Girls Club" you'd cry like a baby you dirty hippy. But now with all these dandy online webisodes sprouting up I'm starting to think a TV isn't 100% necessary after all.

On the Next Podcast: "Triangle"

Remember that Christopher Cross song "Sailing"? Man that was a good song, I'm listening to it as I write this post for you. It probably won't pop up in the movie "Triangle" though, which is too bad. Then again when he wrote it I don't think he had a bunch of people trapped on some sort of ghost demon boat in mind. I could be wrong though.

"Triangle" hit theaters over in Australia back in August of 09 and finally found it's way to the states last month. It'll be the topic of next week's podcast so you should hop on over to Netflix and stream the crap out of it.

Trailer: New "Survival of the Dead" Red Band Trailer

Think you've seen it all in a zombie film my friends? Well think again! The red band trailer for George A. Romero's next film "Survival of the Dead" is up and running and guess what? It's got a zombie on a horse! Yes the clip is short and you don't get to enjoy the zombie horse riding in all its horse glory but still it's pretty exciting. I almost like the fact that you don't see the horse. Maybe it's a zombie horse? I don't know, the possibilities are really endless. I need to calm down.

Trailer: Christina Ricci Is Half Naked And Dead In "After.Life"

Ya know, with some different music the trailer for "After.Life" could come off as a pretty nutty comedy. The film stars Christina Ricci as Anna, a sassy young tart who finds herself inside a funeral home with Eliot Deacon, played by Liam Neeson, after a fatal car crash. Eliot convinces her that she is dead and he's the only person who can see her and apparently that she also must wear a red nighty in the great beyond. Sounds like a sick plot to get some girl he's into to run around his funeral home in next to nothing for his own amusement. But whatever, we'll go the horror rout.

Video" "Reading Rainbow" Takes A Look At "American Psycho"

Remember the show "Reading Rainbow" with that guy from "Star Trek" talking about how awesome reading is? Me too! I use to watch it every day as a kid so I could get the scoop on what hot new books the kids were into. Then I wouldn't read them. I must have missed the episode where they talked about Bret Easton Ellis's "American Psycho" though because I would have picked it up a lot sooner. Take a look at the video by the good people over at Funny or Die below and enjoy.

Video: It's "Murder Baby"!

Babies are so cute and adorable no matter what they do. When they spill crap people think it's the sweetest thing they've ever seen and when they cut their babysitter into pieces it's like eatin a little slice of sunshine. Or so "Murder Baby" would have you believe. "Murder Baby" is the latest internet craze that's sweeping the nation. It's also Eric's latest attempt to get me fired from my job because of the results I get when I use Google's image search for posts like this. Fear the children people, fear them.

Trailer: New UK Film "Salvage"

Nothing good ever happens on a cul-de-sac. Every time there's an outbreak or some sort of awful invasion it starts on a cul-de-sac. Just look at the new UK horror flick "Salvage". Some weird virus washes ashore and people start going nuts, just guess where it all goes down. A freakin cul-de-sac, people. Take a look at the new trailer below and see what happens when your house hunting skills aren’t up to snuff.

"Salvage" hits the DVD selves in the UK on March 22nd and should land in the US around July 6th.

Trailer: "Creature of Darkness" Will Make You Feel Good

Yes "Creature of Darkness" looks like another Syfy channel flick and quality wise it probably could be. But when you find out that the movie was completely funded by a Powerball Winner it kind of makes it the feel good hit of the year. Seriously.

Preview: "CSI: Miami" Directed By Rob Zombie

A preview for Monday night's "CSI: Miami" directed by Mr. Rob Zombie is online and ready for your viewing. I don't want to give anything away but Malcolm McDowell is in it. But then again you probably could have guessed that. I think when we found out a couple months back that Rob Zombie was directing an episode of "CSI: Miami" we all collectively said, "Well that's nice for Malcolm McDowell at least". No sign of Mrs. Zombie but I'm sure she's in there someplace. It'll be like a fun game we can all play Monday night, "spot the stripper with a voice that makes you want to cut your ears off."

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