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Online Fun With "Homerun in Berzerk Land"

I've never hid the fact that I am a giant fan of anything that can help me put off work. So thank you people of BerzerkStudio for creating my new favorite online game "Homerun in Berzerk Land". It's kept me away from anything productive for a solid 24 hours now.

The game is pretty simple, you swing a bat and try to hit the geek as far as possible. The more money you gain by hitting him the better club you can buy. Rinse and repeat. Sounds like it could get boring but I can't stop playing the damn thing. It's starting to drive me a little nuts actually.

Trailer: "Dead Rising 2" Coming August 31st

"Yo these zombies are pimps, son!" Or at least that's what I think the dialogue should be when you see a zombie rocking a sideways baseball cap and walking with a limp. "Zombie Thugz", that should be the title of the new "Dead Rising 2" trailer that you can check out below. And there should be some Eminem playing in the background. That "Lose Yourself" song from "8 Mile" maybe. And there should be a zombie Nicole Kidman. I don't know what the hell I'm talking about anymore.

Trailer: "Harpoon: The Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre" Almost Has it All

I'm not complaining but I think the new trailer for "Harpoon: The Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre" is missing one thing. Yes it's got all kinds of blood and action in it but don't you think it would all be so much better set to Celine Dion's 1997 theme from "Titanic", "My Heart Will Go on"? Just think about it, the whole shot where the girl gets impaled with the harpoon at the same time that Dion hits that final high note. I muted the trailer and turned up the song and the whole thing gave me goose bumps. Try it for yourself below.

Trailer: Expand Your Horizon's With "Big Tits Zombie 3D"

Sometimes a film comes along and makes you sit up and take notice. A film that redefines the way we watch movies. A movie so brilliant and beautiful that you get a little misty just thinking about it. After watching the trailer for "Big Tits Zombie 3D" I'm going to officially remove Japan from ever being eligible to make such a film. I know it's wrong to disqualify an entire country based on one movie, but take a look at the trailer below and try to tell me I'm wrong.

On The Next Podcast: "Deadgirl"

This week the gang heads off to a weekend long couples counseling session so we decided to finally post the much talked about "Deadgirl" episode which was recorded about two months back.

Trailer: "H1N1: VIRUS X"

Now I'm no scientist (insert ICP joke here) but I'm pretty sure the swine flu hasn't turned anyone into a flesh eating zombie. Of course a movie about a bunch of people locked in a holding tank just coughing a lot probably wouldn't make a very good horror movie. So I'll let the makes of "H1N1: VIRUS X" slide on that one.

A thriller about a case of highly contagious swine flu virus engineered by rogue scientists. A cover up by a mysterious dark lady linked to the High Spheres adds action and mystery.

No release date is set for the film.

Trailer: James Duval Does it Again With "Noirland"

I'll give you this James Duval, you've got a pretty impressive streak going with me hating everything you've ever done. And not to worry James, from the looks of "Noirland" your record is safe.

A catatonic serial killer (James Duval) is put under a deep hypnosis in order to free his last victim, and revive him into coming to terms with the sadistic sexual acts he is responsible for. An amnesiac detective searching for a serial killer, finds out he is the prime suspect. Criminal psychiatrists and psychologists watch and listen to the mysteries unfold.

Trailer: New "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" Trailer and Movie Listings

Not going to lie, when I first saw the trailer for "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" I thought it was a joke. Honestly a month later I'm still not sure it isn't but there's a new trailer and a list of screenings available now so this sucker has gone legit. God help us.

A platoon of eagle & vultures attack the residence of a small town. Many people died. It's not known what caused the flying menace to attack. Two people managed to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?

Video: New Behind Scenes Footage From "Predators"

We're a month and a half out from seeing Robert Rodriguez and director Nimrod Antal's new "Predators" flick and it’s about time the studios started to go nuts with promo footage. So Fox Germany has come to our aid by releasing a brand spanking new behind the scenes clip from the film's set. In it Rodriguez and Antal get all misty over their love for the original "Predator" films and their nerves around doing a reboot. It’s also got German subtitles in case you wanted to brush up on your Deutsch.

"Predators" hits theaters on July 9th.

On The Next Podcast: "The Black Waters of Echo's Pond"

This week we'll be heading out to the theaters to check out "The Black Waters of Echo's Pond". I'm excited about this based solely on the movie's creepy-ass poster and my love for all things pond related. I refuse to even read what the movie is about but if you're interested here's some info.

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