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There's been a lot of internet buzz around the film "Rubber". Mostly because it's a movie about a tire that kills people and that's something everyone can get behind. A tire... that kills people. It even has a name, Robert. And Robert hates you and anyone else who comes in contact with him. Take a look at the new clip below and look for "Rubber" on VOD sometime in the near future.

For those of you who hate the English language and America in general you can now stream "[Rec] 2" on VOD, Xbox Marketplace, Playstation Network, VUDU and Amazon. Your options are limitless really. Unless you have Netflix, the Spanish hate Netflix.

West African nutjob Helen Ukpabio has it all figured out my friends. If a child under the age of two screams in the night then that child is obviously under the control of Satan. That's simple science folks, you can look it up. Well with so many people out there not knowing this obvious fact she takes to the intertubes with a series of films showing the effects of these little hell-born bastards. What you see below is a 9 minute video that lays it all out for you. There's all kinds of zombies, demons and at one point something that looks like cart food. So I guess it isn't all bad.

Holy crap the new Matrix movie looks awesome! Oh wait never mind this is "Resident Evil: Afterlife". My mistake. Despite the tired slow motion shots with dramatic metal played over them this still looks like fun. And it's very much in 3D. As is the new teaser which you can view below. And so is the image that goes along with this blog. So is the blog actually. So is the entire site! Just put on your special Bloody Good Horror 3D glasses and get ready to have your mind blown. You don't have your special Bloody Good Horror 3D glasses? Well looks like you're SOL then.

This week we take a trip to sunny Denmark to check out "The Substitute", or "Vikaren" as they like to call it.

You nerds sure know how to party! Get a couple of giant Tesla coils, a guy in a metal suit and rock out. Just like the group Arc Attack does when they want to cut loose. And what tune do you play when you've got a setup like this? The Dr. Who theme of course! Check out the video below of their recent performance at the Bay Area Maker Faire and try not to hurt yourself.

I have absolutely no idea what the movie "Road Train" is about but I think it might be awesome. There's a giant truck, a bunch of Australians stuck in the middle of nowhere and some wolves. I think the truck might be possessed and the wolves may have three heads but I can't confirm that. The truck may also have the power to make it's own roads. Man that sounds great doesn't it? There's a good chance none of my assumptions are true but even if half of them are this is going to be the best movie ever made.

Check out the trailer below.

The first trailer for the Eli Roth produced film "The Last Exorcism" is up on the intertubes and ready to make you wet yourself. All and all the flick looks pretty freaky and I for one am excited to see a lead character named Cotton up on the silver screen. The film revolves around a preacher who agrees to let a camera crew film his final exorcism. Get the name now? Clever huh.

Check out the trailer below and look for "The Last Exorcism" in theaters on August 27th.

How the hell are you going to make the tagline for your movie "Australian for Fear" and not have one freakin kangaroo in the trailer? Shame on you "The Outback", same on you! I'm starting to think you don't know a thing about the city of Australia after all. Not even a shrimp going on a barbie or a bloomin onion.

If you're going to name your band How To Destroy Angels you better damn well have a bad ass video to go along with it. Lucky for us the band which includes Trent Reznor, his wife Mariqueen Maandig and Atticus Ross are up to this challenge. Check out the new video below for their track "The Space in Between" my friends. In it Maandig and Reznor are both murdered and set on fire. But if you're going to be in a band with your wife the first thing you're going to want to do is set her face on fire. And they say romance is dead.