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Music Video: Pig Destroyer "The Diplomat"

Pig Destroyer are an acquired taste. I’m not going to lie, the first time I heard their 2001 album “Prowler in the Yard” I had a headache for 3 days. But over time I’ve grown to love them. A dedication they’ve decided to reward with playing Brooklyn for the first time in I don’t know how many years just 2 weeks after I move half way across the country. Thanks guys.

Trailer: "Paranormal Activity 4"

The trailer for the fourth installment of the "Paranormal Activity" franchise has hit the tubes and once again I have a clenched butthole. It's the same film you've seen 3 times already but this time they use webcams. Maybe I'm a moron but I still get a clenched butthole when I watch this crap. Not to mention the little kid walking around holding Katie's hand looks about the same size as my daughter. So now I don't trust her either. I don't trust anyone.

"Paranormal Activity 4" hits theaters on October 16th.

Music Video: Every Time I Die "I Suck (Blood)"

I'm all giddy as a lamb to see Every Time I Die getting back to their punching in the face style of music that made me all a flutter back on their 2003 album "Hot Damn!". Case in point the new video for "I Suck (Blood)" off of their new album "Ex Lives" which was released back in March. It's got all kinds of creepy stalking, blood and even some weird make out sessions. It's kind of the greatest video to ever be released this week.

Trailers: Red Band for Anthology Film "V/H/S"

I've had nothing but bad things to say about the new anthology flick "V/H/S". Mostly because I write for the internet and that's what you're suppose to do. But today I've seen the new red band trailer and as much as I hate to say it the flick looks kind of good. Minus that stupid flying vampire thing in there. You'll see.

The Ghost Of 2Pac Performed At Coachella This Past Weekend

Alright maybe it wasn't his actual ghost, but I can imagine it still freaked the hell out of some people who were stoned out of their minds when a pretty believable hologram of 2Pac came out on stage this past weekend at Coachella and addressed the crowd, did a few songs and interacted with Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre.. I don't know how much something like this costs but feel free to send us money so we can get one for the BGH office. My productivity will go through the roof if I can get 2Pac standing behind me complimenting me on the News. Just saying.

Trailers: Simon Pegg freaks out In "A Fantastic Fear of Everything"

I'm just going to come right out and say it, "A Fantastic Fear of Everything" looks like the best Simon Pegg movie ever made that he didn't actually write. I know. Bold words. But peep the first trailer for the flick below and try to tell me I'm wrong. Just try! I swear to god I'll come over there and gouge your god damn eyes out.

Cattle Decapitation Put Out the Greatest Pre-Order Set Of All Time

It's perfectly acceptable to be afraid of the band Cattle Decapitation. For starters, their name is Cattle Decapitation. That's probably all you need. But sweet sassy molassy if they haven't come up with one of the coolest pre-order packages for their new album "Monolith Of Inhumanity" I've ever seen. Due out May 8th, 2012, the band has teamed up for artist Tom Bunk, the guy behind some of the best Garbage Pail Kids cards, to create a Cattle Pail Kids set. for just 80 bucks you get 4 t-shirts, a custom set of cards, a tiny little trash can, a signed poster and oh yeah the album.

Music Video: Jungle Rot: "Blood Ties"

I love that bands like Jungle Rot still make videos even though there's 0% chance they'll ever be seen TV. Especially when they put out videos like "Blood Ties", their new one which you can see below. The song is off of their latest album "Kill On Command" and the video is actually pretty good quality. I pray they didn't pay much for it.

Trailer: "Leprechaun's Revenge" Has Billy Zane In It. That Is All.

Over the years we've all grown to dislike Owen Wilson but "Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude" is one of the greatest lines ever put to film. The guy makes everything awesome. He even made 15 minutes of "The Roommate" tolerable. So "Leprechaun's Revenge" is going to be awesome because the big Z is in it. It's a fact. The movie premiers on Syfy on March 17th -- that's Saint Patrick's Day if you're keeping score -- and has a new trailer which you can peep below. He really is a cool guy.

Trailers: "Piranha 3DD" Is Everything You Could Want and More

The trailer for "Piranha 3DD" is finally here and I can't say there's any surprises in it but there's also everything you could possibly want. Lots of boobs, blood and over the top 3D are here for your viewing pleasure. There's also Ving Rhames with gun-legs and David Hasselhoff being kind of a prick. I feel like those last two things should have been some sort of surprise to me and everyone else. But they aren't. These are strange times we live in my friends.

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