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"Death Bed - The Bed That Eats"

As a self appointed connoisseur of cinema crap, I feel it is my duty to share with you, dear people of the internet, the delectable gems I find via word of mouth or digging through 50 cent sale bins. Today, I share with you "DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS".

Trailer: "ThanksKilling"

It's just not a holiday without an associated movie from my Cinema of Crap Collection! And in the true spirit of Thanksgiving, it revolves around a pissed off Indian, a curse, & a vulgar, homicidal turkey. Move over, "The Little Mermaid" - this is something the whole family can enjoy!

Retro Trailer: "Evil Bong"

I'm not sure how a gem like this could have come out in 2006 and I completely missed it.

3 college stoners (who bear an uncanny resemblance to some of my high school boyfriends) find an ad for an evil bong (named Eebie). The more they use this bong, the more humanlike characteristics the bong develops, eventually drawing from their very souls!

Trailer: Uwe Boll's "Blubberella"

Yeah, I know I know - when I first heard Uwe Boll was making ANOTHER movie, I thought the same thing: How the HELL is he able to keep making movies?" Really, has this guy made ANYTHING that wasn't a steaming pile of monkey feces? EVER? I bet this guy even ruined his own home videos.

Halloween Countdown - 3 Days to go!

OHNOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!! It's almost time for Halloween!!!!!!

So if you're looking to kill some time, and for some reason HAVEN'T played the original Dead Rising - now's the time. Dead Rising 2 was just released, and Amazon slashed the price of the original to $10!!! And I bet if you looked, you could probably find it even cheaper used. Unfortunately, I think the original was only available on the XBOX360.

Trailer: "The Disco Exorcist"

I came across this on Facebook, and this one is sure to please the Grindhouse fans. In the days of Super IMAX & 3D films, only one type of filming can top it:

Super-8 Film.

None of that pansy 16mm - only Super-8 could capture the feel of a true 70s grindhouse exploitation movie. Even the synopsis is great:

Halloween Countdown - 5 Days to go!

There's really two camps of people when you talk about Maximum Overdrive: They either love it, or hate it. I happen to LOVE it.

Trailer - "Nudist Camp Zombie Massacre"

I honestly don't know what this indie movie by Tim Davis is about, but after seeing this little synopsis, all I know is: I must see it. I saw a guy in some sort of power armor, zombies, a screaming fat chick, guns, gravestones and lots of tattooed naked people. I don't CARE what it's about, but I'm already prepared to declare it the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

The trailer is safe for work, but the website images..... not so much.

Elvira's just like you - but with a bigger rack

There's so much to make fun of with Christine O'Donnell's "I'm not a witch" Campaign, but when Elvira spoofs you, it's pretty much a guarantee you've just suffered some Ownage.

Don't worry! Our enamored Lady of Darkness hasn't lowered herself to political statements or ads - she's simply here to attack the atrocious state of late night TV, & encourage you to watch her return to the air with Elvira's Movie Macabre!

Halloween Countdown - 11 Days to go!

Getting closer to Halloween! Today's countdown is brought to you by one of my favorite childhood movies, "Motel Hell". Ahhh, nothing says "good, wholesome family film" than a couple of country bumpkins who plant people, cut their vocal cords and harvest them by pulling their heads off with a tractor. It's fun movies like this that turned me into the upstanding individual I am today.

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