Humongous, Wild, Orgasmo Devils of DVD

There are a few titles whose absence from DVD boggles my mind. If you are a long time collector there is no doubt you’ve gone the off-region route a few times to secure a title that you simply couldn’t live without. Now if those titles happen to be cinema obscure like “Incesto Sacrale” or “Orgasmo Nero” living with an off region release and a moderately reliable, after-market modified all-region DVD player seems, well, somewhat reasonable. A little like accepting the spotty quality of 8mm stag loops in days of yore.
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But why, in the name of God’s banana hammock should I have to pay $20 for some fuckstick in Knawbone, Indiana to transfer Ken Russell’s seminal witch-hunt madhouse “The Devils” onto DVD-R, just to sate my inner Collectosaurus. Why? Because Warner Bros. put the kibosh on a ‘Devil’s DVD that was slated for a May 2008 release. Fuck you Warner Bros.
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Also lamentably absent from DVD is Cameron Crowe’s 1st producer credit “The Wild Life”. A film in which Chris Penn turns in the performance of his career as cocksure moron wrestler/partyboy Tom Drake. Seriously, Tom Drake is a hell of a lot more fun than his template character Jeff Spicoli. “The Wild Life” has a star-studded cast including Lea Thompson, Randy Quaid, Eric Stoltz, and Rick Moranis. But fuck those guys; it’s the likes of Lee Ving, Dick Rude and Kitten Natividad that make this thing a must-see. Oh, that and the fact that this is the mother of all cameo films, which is doubly great since there is virtually no story to speak of.
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My third most coveted DVD is the lightly regarded, little known 80’s creature feature “Humongous”. I remember very little about this one except that the monster has it’s origins in a nasty opening rape scene. But you gotta love the tagline and the poster and on that score alone, there should be a DVD.
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