Happy Birthday Cassandra Peterson AKA Elvira

On this day many years ago, I won’t say how many exactly because that’s just not classy, a little lady by the name of Cassandra Peterson was born in Manhattan, Kansas. Today she’s better know in the horror community as everyone’s sassy-vamp/crappy movie host Elvira. So happy birthday Elvira and or Cassandra, I’d like to personally apologize for all the crude things I’ve said about you and pray you never learn of the even cruder things I’ve thought. God bless.

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