Napoleon Syndrome

I'm a vertically challenged, rage-a-holic horror fan. These are my thoughts on the world around me.

Help me out with some Horror quotes!

Hey guys, need your help here.

I've been putting quotes from different horror films at the top of every podcast episode. At first I was taking them from my DVD collection, but that became time consuming and staring at all my discs made it really hard to make any sort of decision.

So now I've been taking the quotes from Youtube, which is more convenient but I still have the problem of not knowing what to use. So I'm hoping for some suggestions here that could get me thinking outside the box. I prefer the humorous quotes but anything fun always works. Also, really 3-6 seconds is ideal, as anything longer doesn't work with the format.

So if you can find any on Youtube, please post them in the comments and help a brother out. I have full editing capabilities so if it's a small quote in a larger video that's fine, just let us know the timecode of where the good quote is. You can't post the embed code in the comments but you can throw the link in there... then I'll do my best to update them all with the actual videos when I can.

Bored at work today? Help put your own mark on the podcast!

(PS, here's the video I used for this week's show, it's from Frank Henenlotter's "Brain Damage", which by the way is an amazing film if you can track down a copy of the unrated DVD... it's been out of print for a few years now.)



Prisoner Abel's picture

Demon knight

Some of the best quotes ever.

This one goes from 0:10-0:36 but is easily broken up into small chunks.

"I like it when they lie still like that."

Tor's picture

This is a quick one but it

This is a quick one but it has always been a fave.

It's at the 1:49 mark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW34QcOLZyY

Eric's picture

Oh man, ha

Both of those are awesome. This is exactly what I'm talking about. I never would have thought of either of these. Keep em coming guys!

I forgot about that part where Jim Seidow says "shut up you bitch hog!"

peloquin's picture

Dunno if you've used this

Dunno if you've used this classic yet


or maybe the end of this


or how about Hoffers line at the end of this

I should root out my samples disk that I made a few years ago from my DVD, it was to use for my band, but they don't wanna use samples apparently

www.myspace.com/devil2pay

Eric's picture

Ya.

Ya, you definitely should! I seriously finish editing the show every Sunday night, then sit there like a zombie trying to find a quote. Only by that time I'm exhausted and after a while you start to not care. This way I can have a little bank that I can go back to when I'm in a pinch.

mark's picture

OOH MY TURN MY TURN!

OOH MY TURN MY TURN! Beetlejuice is made for this sort of shit.



0:38



Question at 1:15 through the answer to "Now what do you think?!" Actually, pretty much the whole damn thing!

Eric's picture

Keaton

Easily the best thing Michael Keaton ever did, including Batman. I love the speech about his qualifications.

joeycnews's picture

Mr. Mom?!

Shame on you Eric, shame on you.

Prisoner Abel's picture

Some more

two quotes in this one. First at 1:08 and the second is at 2:19

This ones not funny but I've always liked it. From 1:34 to 1:42.

Starts at 1:02

Starts at 3:20

"I like it when they lie still like that."

peloquin's picture

Another

Another


The speech from around 1:50 has some good lines in it that would probably suit a podcast well.

Also the guy who upped this has a load of vids on there entitled 'best scenes' which might be worth perusing through.

www.myspace.com/devil2pay

John Shelton's picture

and some more

Here's three in one...


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5:30 - 6:03


Christine's picture

the stuff

is one of the best films ever made
period
end of story

Christine's picture

i want to watch this movie now


the whole thing really
specifically 1:40ish

Eric's picture

Yes!

Day of the Dead is one of my all time favorites. Captian Rhodes is a freaking quote machine!

I still can't fathom how the man who wrote this dialog wrote Diary of the Dead. It just doesn't compute in my head.

joeycnews's picture

Texas Chainsaw 2

Classic, this entire thing is kick ass