Trailers: "Resident Evil: Retribution", wait, where's the rain?

Here's a leaked teaser for "Resident Evil: Retribution", the latest chance for Paul W.S. Anderson to play sexy dress up with his wife Milla Jovovich and get paid to do it. Think of it as the world's most expensive foreplay (spoiler alert: I bet it works)

My only problem is, where's the rain? My love of the gratuitous 3D rain fight in the last film has been well documented (LOOK. AT ALL. THE RAIN.), and I was lead to believe by my imagination that this film would also have rain fights. Maybe the big twist is this time it's "Snow-fights"? All I'm saying is, weather better be involved.

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