THE INSATIABLE IRONBABE: Avenginas...assemble!

THE INSATIABLE IRONBABE
Starring Darian Caine, Jackie Stevens, Kerri Taylor
Directed by John Bacchus
Seduction Cinema
Review by Louis Fowler

You know what IRON MAN was missing?

Well, to be honest, not much, but if you answered “full-blown simulated lesbian interludes”, then I guess you win, because IRON MAN was missing that in spades. It didn't didn't have any. Zero. You couldn't masturbate to it if you tried.

Xbox Live Arcade The Maw

One of my favorite styles of games when I was a kid was the platform. This is the game type that Mario made king and eventually spawned such icons as Sonic the Hedgehog and Crash Bandicoot. On the Nintendo 64 Super Mario 64 took the platform game to the next level by putting the Mario into a 3D world. From there the flood gates opened to countless others that either copied or expanded on Mario’s domain. Some good, some not so good, some named Jak and Dexter that took away hours of my life.

Takashi Miike's Yatterman

So Takashi Miike is going to be at NYCC in February. Like any good little genre fan, this interested me a great deal. But then comes the question, what is he promoting?

Well, a live action adaptation of an anime of course! Color me intrigued... "Yatterman" is premiering at New York Comic Con, and I want to see it!

Donkey Punch (REVIEW)

It's not hard to imagine how the premise of "Donkey Punch" was concocted: over a couple of drinks while discussing the titular sexual maneuver — which one suspects and hopes is apocryphal. The genesis feels so obvious because at first blush it seems as if it was calculated only to generate buzz and draw attention. In that sense, it was quite the idea, as once one moves beyond the provocation of the film's title, what he finds is a rather generic potboiler – which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

21 Days to "Friday the 13th"

I remain unaware of the fact that I am insane, and I am certain that helps take the edge off.

It is cold as shit in Omaha right now. Exactly the time of year when certain people among us begin to wonder why the fuck we are here. Me, I am here because my DVD player is here, and my wife and son are here, and my copies of the "Return of the Living Dead" DVDs are here. Omaha, is also where I keep my 'waiting to be treasured' set of "Friday the 13th" films are which is not nearly as important as my wife and son, but are still serious business.

I'll get to the zombie fest in a minute.

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