Starring Dina Meyer, Ashley Scott, Rachel Skarsten
Warner Bros. Home Entertainment
Review by Louis Fowler

OK. So I am dying to see THE DARK KNIGHT. Like, really dying. Cancer dying. And yes, normally I’d be there the first day, first in line. That’s how much I not only love comic book movies, but just movies in general. I am a total loser like that.

A buddy sent me the above from Some-e-Cards, which honestly had me laughing for a solid minute. With the "X-Files" coming up, let's all think back on that glorious time when the idea of the government monitoring everyone's internet and phone usage, and placing CCTV on every corner was a far-flung conspiracy theorist's fantasy. Those were the days...

I don't know how many of you will actually be interested in this. As a gigantic Joss Whedon fangirl I deem it to be the most amazing thing ever. But that's the thing about fangirls/boys, they squeal with delight in the most biased of ways.

The reports:

"The actor Christian Bale, 34, was arrested on Sunday night after his mother and sister reported him to police for an alleged assault.

His mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, are said to have gone to a police station in Hampshire to make the claim, which was subsequently referred to the Metropolitan police.

After 5 years and countless shenanigans (including some people that apparently never got paid for their work), the trainwreck waiting to happen known as "Return to Sleepaway Camp" has been acquired by Magnolia Picture for an October DVD release. This has brought up many shenanigan worthy memories from the old site, which I'll most likely be recounting in a blog post this week. Stay tuned for that.

Ryuhei Kitamura, director of "Midnight Meat Train", is planning to remake his early film "Versus". I had a chance to see "Versus" a few years back, and I have to say it's pretty sweet. It's essentially the story of Japanese Yakuza who run into a forest full of zomie/ninjas. So, I guess a remake could at least be interesting.

The last 5 seconds of "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane" trailer sports the words "This Spring". Does that mean it finally has a release date? At this point, it's only conjecture so we'll have to wait and see.

ZMD is a comic about weaponized zombies let loose to run amok on the middle east, and what happens when the US Army loses control of one of the beasts. Also, it's just been picked up for adaptation and there should be a booth at comic con so, keep a look out for that.