James Gunn's PG Porn: Roadside Ass-Istance

I'm not going to lie, I wasn't totally sold on James Gunn's PG Porn after the first entry, but this new one entitled "Roadside Ass-istance" is much more something I can get behind.

"The Thing" with G.I. Joes

Two of the greatest things from the 80s come together in this fan-made video for French electronic duo Zombie Zombie. It's a pretty comprehensive and really well-done remake of John Carpenter's The Thing acted out entirely by G.I. Joes. How much do you wanna bet that this video is better than the upcoming The Thing prequel?

Episode 59 - "Pieces"

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The slasher classic "Pieces" has the crew in stitches...

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Horror Headlines: Tuesday January 27th, 2009

The director of TMNT is bringing the graphic novel property "El Zombo" to the big screen. The story is about a troubled Mexican Wrestler who bargains his way out of hell by agreeing to be the bodyguard of a troublesome teen. Um... okay.

The concept of a "Thriller" musical kind of cracks me up because well... IT ALREADY IS MUSICAL. Sure it's just a few minutes long, but that headline still cracked me up. What will they think of next, a "Rocky Horror" musical?

In Real People News: 

Albinos are still being killed by witchdoctors in Tanzania for their "magical properties" despite a government ban on the practice. And yet, Albinos refuse to move to a place with more white people. Might we suggest Scotland?

Now the Icelandic government has collapsed. If my days playing "Risk" as a child are any indication, we're all screwed.

Man tries to rape raccoon, gets his twig and berries bitten off in the process. I literally have no idea what to say about this story.

On this day in history: 

1992: Candidate Bill Clinton and Gennifer Flowers mutually accuse each other of lying about whether or not they had a 12 year affair.

Real Life 'Joker' Killer

Last night I was told the most terrifying story I had heard in the past six months. A young man, in Belgium, painted his face to look like the Joker, entered a local nursery and began slaughtering children.

You could just picture the brutality of the crime scene from this description by By Bruno Waterfield and John Bingham of the news website, Telegraph.co.uk :

"The 20-year-old assailant had a painted white face, eye shadow and ginger hair, and was wearing a bullet proof vest, witnesses said.

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