Horror Headlines: Tuesday September 20th, 2011

We’ve seen a few trailers for Not John Carpenter’s “The Thing” but we haven’t got much of a look at the creature effects until now. The red band trailer shows a mix of practical and CG effects that look sweet enough for me to officially move the needle over from “cautiously optimistic” to full-on “looking forward to it.”

Mawwiage, that bwessed awangement… is the unlikely setting for “[REC]3: Genesis.” The new film breaks free of the block of flats where the first two were set and unleashes the zombie horde on a wedding party. From the looks of the trailer, it also ditches the POV style and goes full-on into wedding dresses and chainsaws territory.

The second biggest question most people had upon hearing the announcement that “Human Centipede” would have a sequel was “How?,” considering that by the end of the film just about everybody was dead. If you’ve been crossing your fingers and chanting “Not a prequel, not a prequel” for the last year, you’re in luck. During the recent UK banning of the film some plot details leaked out. It turns out that the film “tells the story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film and who imagines putting the 'centipede' idea into practice.” Whew. So it’s not just me. Here’s some stills and junk.

If you live in the vicinity of Rochester, NY you’ll have a chance to see “The Shining” with its rarely seen original ending next month. Don’t get too excited – it’s only about two minutes long and it mostly consists of some guy giving Danny Torrance a tennis ball, but hey, it’s exclusive! Evidently the ending was in the first few screenings, but Stanley Kubrick edited it out and it has rarely been seen since then. You can catch the flick at the Dryden Theater at the George Eastman House on October 22 at 8:00pm. Hit up the official site for more details.

In Real People News: 

In a huge breakthrough for the dead body disposal industry, a Florida funeral home has developed a process called “resomation” which can reduce a human body down to a greenish-brown liquid that can safely and solemnly be flushed down the toilet.

Horror Headlines: Monday, September 19th, 2011

ABC has picked up the rights to a new TV series titled "Jekyll and Hyde" which is based on the classic tale of Frankenstein. I kid. The show will take place in modern day San Francisco and focus on a female detective who tries to hunt down a mad scientist. She also builds a monster out of dead people. I kid again.

The good people over at WWE have snagged the rights to a new post-apocalyptic thriller about a group of survivors who make on last stand as the world comes to an end titled "The Day". I've got to say this actually sounds kind of cool, and as long as they don't go putting Stone Cold Steve Austin in the lead role it might have some potential. You give these kind of thought provoking roles to The Rock obviously.

As a child I had a pretty hefty crush on Meg Foster, she played Evil-Lyn in "Master of the Universe" and was scary and hot at the same time. Now she's been added to the cast of Rob Zombie's "Lords of Salem" as the leader of a witch coven that comes back to haunt modern day Salem. I can not think of a more appropriate role for Foster. With her sexy sexy eyes and frightening as all hell face.

And with the spooky time season coming up it only makes sense that we would get a trailer for "Halloween: XXX Porn Parody", the latest in a string of porns that will probably end up being more entertaining than the remakes they're based on. I hope this one is in theaters though.

In Real People News: 

Here's a story about a Florida kid who snapped on one of his classmates and choked the living crap out of him. And by kid I mean a 12 year old and by choked the crap out of I mean till the other kid passed out. Which must have looked kind of bad ass. I bet he's like the cool Beiber of his school now or something.

It's just like "Weekend at Bernie's"! Two Texas men are under arrest after they delayed reporting their friends death so that they could have a night out on the town with his credit cards. I don't know if they strung him up and took him out with them but I like to think they did. Man that would be funny.

The Hills Have Eyes (REVIEW)

The original “The Hills Have Eyes” is a film enshrined in the upper most tier of the cult movie pantheon. It’s a fascinating slice of cinema in that it embodies so much of what makes American movies and in particular American “genre” movies what they are, what they were and what they can be. The film’s brutal narrative punch is still palpable today and it works wonderfully as a companion piece to Wes Craven’s earlier film “The Last House on the Left”, teasing out and further exploring innate, instinctual violence and its relationship to the family and self.

Concert Review - Big 4 - Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer, Metallica

How to describe a show that's thirty years in the making? An event so domineering it was called, without hyperbole, the largest metal show that the East Coast has ever seen. It was the culmination of a timely anniversary, fan support and the consistently discussed dream of all metal fans world wide. We asked and eventually, with some prodding, New York City's collective thrash prayer was answered.

So, the Big 4 and roughly fifty thousand of their closest friends came by all roads and paths to Yankee Stadium for an evening of heavy metal history and fury.

The Chillerama Road show and Trailer!

Do you miss movies being an EXPERIENCE? Or maybe you've never known movies to be more than a rape on your wallet? Those halcyon days of showmanship may be just a memory, but for the upcoming horror anthology CHILLERAMA, it’s a call to action for fans of horror films AND the filmgoing experience!

Starting Thursday, September 15th, the anticipated film project Chillerama with start it's roadshow tour, and lasting thru October 29th

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